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sro75 10 Reviews 2671 reads
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And Practice makes perfect.  Just make sure to leave some for other members of the tribe.

Shlomo Shlong Dong3778 reads

cole slaw, and onions?  Shlomo recommends Katz's deli. Best pastrami on the planet. (Not recommended prior to porking your favorite provider however). Did I say pork?  BAD SHLOMO!!!

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Elvis Pretzely3417 reads

try it with onions,knish, and a Dr. Brown celray soda.

Ate that once before I did a few numbers at the C. hall.

Ain't nuthing like a hound dog.

...f***ing all the time.

http://www.jokes.thefunnybone.com/waves/fart.wav

Thank you very much.


Elvis has left the building.

-- Modified on 1/12/2005 7:35:39 AM

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Shlomo Shlong Dong6294 reads

Carrnegie is good. Stage Deli's not bad. 2nd Avenue is very good and Kosher. Shlomo is seeing a certain hot redheaded provider tomorrow and his Shlong is getting hard thinking about the toys he will insert in her orifice prior to giving a Kosher facial.

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Elvis Pretzely3150 reads

Anyone I know or would care to know?


Thank you very much.

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Shlomo Shlong Dong3334 reads

every orifice.  She's PSE/GFE that is not to be missed. She's in town for a couple more days her reviews are mostly 9s and 10s. OY, Shlomo's no Homo!!!!1

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sro752672 reads

And Practice makes perfect.  Just make sure to leave some for other members of the tribe.

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