and i remember them take care of yourself cute one

but you guys get to stay in the best place to hobby on earth....take TOTAL advantage of it

Here's a quote from Chelsea Handler, one of my favorite females:

"I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet new people. Furthermore, sleeping around with midgets is a great way to meet midgets. The great thing about having sex with a midget is that first you get to have sex with them, and then you can use them as a pillow."

Not for me, but, hey, you might wanna try it some time.  Are the midgets in DC?  I mean beyond the mental midgets on Capital Hill.

I stand corrected! No arms on flipper people, just funny looking hands sticking out of their shoulders.  I hear D.C. has a whole colony of these people.  LOL!