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Re:Time to decorate the NYC board for the holidays
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Reply to this thread with your holiday link, cartoon, whatever. TER is very boring right now. Let's have some fun!

I'll start. Ever wonder why Santa didn't answer your letter?

thirsty

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a warm Christmas gift of unmoderated status to your friend Smelly?  Even the Grinch's heart gets warm and fuzzy at Christmas. C'mon Thirsty, what do ya say?

A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know
what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the
boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S".

The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough
toys."

Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every
letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."

Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have
all kinds of candy."

"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.

The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,
"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because I
can smell it on your finger!"

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