This is the abbreviated edition of Happy Hump Day, as the elves are all busy spreading holiday cheer. But they wanted to take a moment to wish you all Breast Wishes for Christmas!
Glad I'm not Santa! With elves like that, I'd never get any toys delivered. And forget about getting down any freaking chimneys! They're tight enough as it is! Lol.
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