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jacked-a-beanstalk 369 reads
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... Which is really a type of severe sprain rather than a break.  

But definitely seen the other one: to this day, I have wondered why would someone put a lightbulb up the ass? If one is going to do something like that, find something plastic or rubber. Don't put something glass in there that could kill ya if it breaks... My public service announcement.

The funny thing about it that the article doesn't highlight is the excuses people give. In the lightbulb case, he said he sat down on the couch too fast and there was a hole in his pants, and didnt know there was a lightbulb there. C'mon!



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VisitingProf534 reads

The two-a-day stat is for Chicago, but I imagine in the "City that never sleeps" the stats are similar.

Be careful out there with your holiday celebrating! ;-)  

Don't let "50 Shades of Grey" become "50 Shades of Bruising, Contusions, and Hematomas"

Related Link: Sex Accidents Send People To Hospital Twice A Week

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KL69069311 reads

I've never thought about that.  Olive oil is much better.  Extra virgin.   :)

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jacked-a-beanstalk370 reads

... Which is really a type of severe sprain rather than a break.  

But definitely seen the other one: to this day, I have wondered why would someone put a lightbulb up the ass? If one is going to do something like that, find something plastic or rubber. Don't put something glass in there that could kill ya if it breaks... My public service announcement.

The funny thing about it that the article doesn't highlight is the excuses people give. In the lightbulb case, he said he sat down on the couch too fast and there was a hole in his pants, and didnt know there was a lightbulb there. C'mon!



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sensualhomme241 reads

aving to walk into an E.R. carrying a heavy camp stove that your cock is impaled in has got to be beyond humiliating

Related Link: Camp Stove Stuffing

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jacked-a-beanstalk266 reads

If that happened, try probably had to saw part holding him out or reduce the swelling onsite.

Like the Asian guy whose cock was stuck humping a park bench:

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/

Also telling there's a website called weirdasianews...

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