I've never thought about that.  Olive oil is much better.  Extra virgin.  

... Which is really a type of severe sprain rather than a break.  

But definitely seen the other one: to this day, I have wondered why would someone put a lightbulb up the ass? If one is going to do something like that, find something plastic or rubber. Don't put something glass in there that could kill ya if it breaks... My public service announcement.

The funny thing about it that the article doesn't highlight is the excuses people give. In the lightbulb case, he said he sat down on the couch too fast and there was a hole in his pants, and didnt know there was a lightbulb there. C'mon!

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aving to walk into an E.R. carrying a heavy camp stove that your cock is impaled in has got to be beyond humiliating