I know I should have posted this on the humor board, but thought you Ladies and Gents might enjoy it. Here goes:


 
 The dogs once held a meeting.
 They came from near and far.
 Some of them came by dogsled,
 While others came by car.

 But before inside the hallowed halls,
 They were allowed to look,
 They had to take thier assholes off,
 And hang 'em on a hook.

 And hardly were they seated,
 Each mother, son and sire,
 When a dirty yellow bastard dog,
 Began to holler, FIRE!

 Well, out they crunched, all in a bunch
 And had no time to look.
 And each, at random grabbed,
 An asshole off a hook!

 They got their assholes all mixed up,
 And it made them pretty sore,
 To have to wear an asshole,
 That they never wore before!

 And that is why you will see
 As you walk down the street,
 Each dog will stop and swap a smell
 With every dog he'll meet!

 And that is why a dog will leave
 A nice fat juicy bone,
 And stop to smell an asshole,
 Cause he hopes he'll find his own!

Up until now, the only canine humor I knew was,

"Why do dogs lick themselves?"

thirsty

Because they can.  And to think a dog's sniffer is 1,000 times greater than mans.

(I always thought they wanted to know what the other dog was had for dinner, OH BOY DOG FOOD)