You know...  the one he gets after a gal 50 years younger gives him a tongue bath from head to toe, sucks every one of his toes like they are all a little penis, then thrusts her tongue DEEP into his rectum to give him a...   drum roll please...   Mental Orgasm !!

Thanks for the idea!  I always liked the cornball aspect of it.  Made me chuckle and bend my brain a bit to come up with captions.  I personally don't bear the guy any ill will but obviously some here do.  Other than what I read here on the boards I know nothing about him.  I hope he/they clear it all up.  I have seen a couple of the same providers but I have only really been using TER properly in the past year and a half so my numbers are nowhere near as prolific.  I never want to atep on anybody's toes.  I'm just here to have a good time. (As are we all I thought- well except for the providers, they are here to make money, having a good time is secondary for them, tertiary if you make safety the number 1 priority