Anybody have any interesting holiday plans? I'm Jewish, so have not thought about much beyond takeout and movies in bed. Ideally with lots of orgasms 😜

I'm also The Worst Jew In The World so I just LOVE Christmas.
Can I spin your dreidel?

Or I suppose if you are a REALLY bad Jew like Nick, you could always order some bacon wrapped scallops like he does.

Lol, according to Gambler you're only a bad Jew if the takeout is not Chinese.

I love that for you. Who needs holidays when your daily life is more fun than most holidays?

And I eat it whenever I can. Since you MUST know more about Jew Stuff than I do, is pussy kosher?
Not that I care.

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Suck it and see

Though perhaps more importantly, in Jewish culture it doesn't count as sex unless the woman cums.

Christmas stopped being religious a long long time ago. First of all, it's an appropriation of the winter solstice, aka new year -- which has drifted off a few days over the centuries due to actual years not aligning on 24 hour borders. We now view them as three distinct days, but they all actually spring from the same new year concept. Even Christmas day has split into the religious and secular. After all Dasher Dancer Prancer and Vixen are not religious icons.

Such cynicism. What about Charlie Brown's Christmas?  You can even buy your own identical plastic Charlie Brown Christmas Tree for only $24.95 (or $49.99 for the musical version).  
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EDIT: Sarcasm alert. I agree with lester but using sarcasm to make that point.  To me, the commercialization of Charlie Brown's scraggly Christmas tree demonstrates the height of the Xmas season hypocrisy.

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