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Such cynicism. What about Charlie Brown's Christmas?  You can even buy your own identical plastic Charlie Brown Christmas Tree for only $24.95 (or $49.99 for the musical version).  
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EDIT: Sarcasm alert. I agree with lester but using sarcasm to make that point.  To me, the commercialization of Charlie Brown's scraggly Christmas tree demonstrates the height of the Xmas season hypocrisy.

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GiaGenet1405 reads

Anybody have any interesting holiday plans? I'm Jewish, so have not thought about much beyond takeout and movies in bed. Ideally with lots of orgasms 😜

xoxo
gia

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inicky46121 reads

I'm also The Worst Jew In The World so I just LOVE Christmas.
Can I spin your dreidel?

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GiaGenet97 reads

Lol, according to Gambler you're only a bad Jew if the takeout is not Chinese.

My dreidel is currently not spun, so I would appreciate if someone were assigned to spin my dreidel.

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GaGambler130 reads

Or I suppose if you are a REALLY bad Jew like Nick, you could always order some bacon wrapped scallops like he does.

 
Merry Christmas anyhow, even though this Chink doesn't really care much about religious holidays of any kind.As for plans,  I do plan on getting drunk, laid, and eating like a pig, but that's pretty much my schedule every day.

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GiaGenet146 reads

I love that for you. Who needs holidays when your daily life is more fun than most holidays?

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JakeFromStateFarm88 reads

And I eat it whenever I can. Since you MUST know more about Jew Stuff than I do, is pussy kosher?
Not that I care.

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GiaGenet119 reads

Though perhaps more importantly, in Jewish culture it doesn't count as sex unless the woman cums.

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lester_prairie135 reads

Christmas stopped being religious a long long time ago. First of all, it's an appropriation of the winter solstice, aka new year -- which has drifted off a few days over the centuries due to actual years not aligning on 24 hour borders. We now view them as three distinct days, but they all actually spring from the same new year concept. Even Christmas day has split into the religious and secular. After all Dasher Dancer Prancer and Vixen are not religious icons.

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impposter135 reads

Such cynicism. What about Charlie Brown's Christmas?  You can even buy your own identical plastic Charlie Brown Christmas Tree for only $24.95 (or $49.99 for the musical version).  
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EDIT: Sarcasm alert. I agree with lester but using sarcasm to make that point.  To me, the commercialization of Charlie Brown's scraggly Christmas tree demonstrates the height of the Xmas season hypocrisy.

-- Modified on 12/25/2019 7:37:59 PM

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