I am not married to an ASS (happily single)
Nor divorced from an ASS (see above)
As for trying to forget about an ASS, I love all the ladies'... ...

As for working my ASS off... yeah, all too often...
Sweating my ASS off...not always a bad thing...
Laughing my ASS off...every chance I get, which given the state of the world as it is currently, is several times a day...LMFAO!
Kicking ASS...I'm too small to do that physically, but be careful to cross swords with me intellectually or professionally...
Kissing ASS...always love to kiss the ladies' ASS, since that usually leads to DATY, which then leads to?...
Spanking ASS...upon request...
Hauling ASS...I'm usually a serene driver, but don't piss me off...I am after all from Jersey...
Wiping ASS...let's not go there.
Busting ASS...see working my ASS off.
Trying to get a piece of ASS...smiling in the afterglow from a couple of hours ago.  Easy if you know how to hobby, and with whom...

And last, guilty as charged, when I have to be.  But I prefer to be the Sweetest Guy in the World...makes life so much easier when hobbying.