Based on this...

http://www.eros-ny.com/files/285567.htm

Maybe I should raise my rates!!!  (LOL)

And you blew it .  Wow , I bet you are really kicking yourself now!!!

Sorry I could not help myself.

Hilarious

he had tried to book with her. I believe her. Because no woman lies to me in the nude! (Right??????)

Hey Ashley: Aren't B&W cookies THE BEST? Especially with a glass of cold seltzer. And a flashlight.

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Seriously. I have seen it all now.

I saw this a while back. I thought for sure his buddies made this ad as a mean joke on him!

Oh well, I guess he actually intended the ad. Hmm.

I know what you like...

Thanks for the laugh.  After all I've seen and done, its great to find something that renders me speechless.  Who knows.  Maybe there is a lady out there who will read it and think "finally, I've found the man of my dreams".  You have to admire his bravado at least.