he had tried to book with her. I believe her. Because no woman lies to me in the nude! (Right??????)

Hey Ashley: Aren't B&W cookies THE BEST? Especially with a glass of cold seltzer. And a flashlight.

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Seriously. I have seen it all now.

Thanks for the laugh.  After all I've seen and done, its great to find something that renders me speechless.  Who knows.  Maybe there is a lady out there who will read it and think "finally, I've found the man of my dreams".  You have to admire his bravado at least.