Isn’t entrepreneurship grand, lol?
Ever consider buying (for yourself or your SO) any of the following? More details/pics in the link below.
1. BraZing – Hide those unsightly bra straps with even bigger straps! This brings the Ninja concept of “hiding in plain sight” to your boudoir!
2. Cuchini – No it’s not the latest hip Italian restaurant in SOHO. Worried your yoga pants are a little TOO contour-hugging? Don’t want your ‘little lady’ showing up on creepy websites like Cameltoes-on-NYC-Subways.com? Soon to come, the Super Cuchini, coated with Gorilla glue to give you a Brazilian wax upon removal!
3. Emergency Bra – If you love the “I got blotto at a fraternity/sorority party last night’ look, this is for you!
4. GoGirl – Um, errr, uh. I do know women who have used these during camping/hikes. For those In NYC, these might find other uses.
5. Boob Glue – Public Service Announcement! Don’t use this just before doing Russian or you could wind up on the TLC cable show “Sex sent me to the ER” !!!
6. My New Pink Button – Do you like to use different fingernail polish or eye shadow? Now you can also change your labia color! Be like Marilyn, Betti, or Ginger! (OK, as a guy, I have to in all seriousness say that I have yet to meet a Lady who would ever need to even consider something like this. Sex is primal. Labia are already ‘primally colored’. All labia are unique. Just say “No”.)
Now stay warm on this snowy day