Just saw an ad on eros.  Ad title is "TWO for ONE Special" and the first line of the ad is "Get one FREE hour for every 10 hours accumulated!"

Um, that's an 11 for 10 special, not a 2 for 1.  

I'm just saying...

One would think they are mathematical morons. BUT - They can count envelopes faster than than Hewlett Packard's most powerful machine, and if you are ONE dollar short, you'll HEAR ABOUT IT in 20 secs!!!

These same women cannot figure out a 20% tip at a restaurant.

Sounds much like Congress

Which you did do, so guess she was clever after all lol

No guy wants a lying deceptive hoe and no guy wants a girl dumber than a lab rat. She loses in either case. I don't think she was clever. I think she has the brain of a lab rat.

I know. Im just teasing

I understand the frustration. It would be nice if every advertising women would just tell the truth. I am sure it frustrates you nice men very much

they enforce truth in advertising and unfair or deceptive acts.

Caveat Emptor!

Hoes? Dude, Really? Move it to the "I Hate Women" Board.

hehe, tell "John" to stop getting his panties in a bunch :P

love,
a silly hoe

I should tell her I'll pay her double for some special activity (I'd have to think of one) and then put an extra 10% down instead of double.

I'd never do that, but it's a fun thought.