... Mr. 6314,

I can most certainly accommodate you as per request #4 regarding your best feature, your left shoulder.  Minimalism is key.

And as per #2, how about Deleuze and Guattari, and Baudrillard?  Or, I can just quote me:

"Oh, fuck yeah!!!"
design.lust

Ook I give this is sort of funny . Was it supposed to be funny? say Yes

things that bother me in a session hmm

When the room next to me sounds like they are having more fun somehow than i just did and i know i just won gold.

When a guy shows up wth a detaled breakdown and script of the session and later says it felt scripted, Shocking really??? I can not believe it !  lol  , talk to the director

When the guy shows up with 3 friends his step fathers mule and his ex girlfeinds mother and says they just wanna watch

When the guy just left Ben's Kosher deli and tatses like bitter herb and smells like it too and still has the half soured gralic pickle in his breast pocket.

When a guy tells you last time he did this his 280 lb wife came and and broke down the door because he did not pick up the falafle on the way home .

When the guy comes with a illustration of karma sutra positions with his favie ones circled in  in yellow highlighter

No really none of these things have happened and this for entertainment purposes only Have a great night Miss Gerrit

it was Just afraid

I might be on the wrong page I loved the cancer bit Too funny:0 Lianna

Is this the best you can come up with?

1.  How about going into a session expecting what you see in the pics only to find a B & S

2.  How about going into a session expecting an "All American Girl" only to find a girl who barely speaks English

3.  How about a girl who gives one of the worst BJ's you ever had, EVER

4.  How about a girl who give one of the worst back massages you ever had, EVER

5.  How about a girl who has bad breath (upstairs OR downstairs) and you are her 1st appt of the day

6.  How about a girl who says only one cup.   When you pay for the hour, what the F difference does it make if you spill one cup or five.   An hour is an hour, especially when paying $350 - $1000 for it

7.  How about I stop thinking of things that bother me during a session because I can go for days

1. Providers that point and laugh

2. Providers that contort themselves into impossible positions which look fun, but don't give me any clue how I'm supposed to position myself to put it in.

3. Providers who turn around and ask me to unclasp their bra. Jeez, talk about high school flashbacks. I couldn't figure it out 20 years ago, what makes you think I can figure it out now?

4. Stop asking me "is it in yet?"

5. Providers who miss the appointment with the excuse that they fell asleep. Now, that's just damn rude. I can understand the girl falling asleep DURING the session, but I'm not THAT boring that I bored you to death before you even opened the door!

1,2, & 3 was funny.  BTW Happy Birthday blue6314!

... my well-thumbed copy of the Kama Sutra to my next session. (I'm trying to imagine what the reaction would be—mostly bemusement, I think.)

I agree with some of your views, but i have a very hard time finding providers that are willing to shoot video. I did get a few movies, but i have to enter the ps world to get them. Most regular providers tell me they will not do it for privacy reasons or that i can use it against them. Could you pm me on who was willing!!