When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I! couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser and am now looking for a girl with big tits.

Do they require to be real? The tits and the girl I mean. : )

Big tits never get boring. And if they make a great income, all the more better so you can hobby when they are boring despite the big tits.

...I'm printing out in fancy font on parchment paper and am going to have it framed and hung on the wall above my desk.

Unfortunately I always seem to get what I thought I wanted. lol

As far as real goes , she has to be a real girl and tits need to want to be attended to.

Your last sentence should read....

Now that you are older and wiser you are looking for a blonde with big tits.

Now that you are older and wiser you have taken up this hobby.

Although a blonde with big tits is a good place to start.

Cheers!

That would make me sound way too superficial don't ya think

naw it wouldn't make you superficial, just someone who knows what he wants. But then are you sure THAT is what you want? lol