What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
"A piece of ass that will make you cry!'

Tearfully,

Othello

Great, Othello. Really. But a joke as good as this needs some build-up, as Bette Midler told it:

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Well, usually, you get an onion with very long ears. But once in a very great while, when the moon and stars are in perfect alignment, you get a piece of ass that'll bring tears to your eyes!

(RIM SHOT. OTHELLO TAKES BOW TO LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.)

You have made a good joke even better!

Best regards,

Othello

-- Modified on 7/6/2004 9:58:36 AM