Great, Othello. Really. But a joke as good as this needs some build-up, as Bette Midler told it:
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Well, usually, you get an onion with very long ears. But once in a very great while, when the moon and stars are in perfect alignment, you get a piece of ass that'll bring tears to your eyes!
(RIM SHOT. OTHELLO TAKES BOW TO LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.)
Great, Othello. Really. But a joke as good as this needs some build-up, as Bette Midler told it:
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
Well, usually, you get an onion with very long ears. But once in a very great while, when the moon and stars are in perfect alignment, you get a piece of ass that'll bring tears to your eyes!
(RIM SHOT. OTHELLO TAKES BOW TO LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.)
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