So this gorgeous piece of "heaven on earth"
cums in to "do" VR's room.
BTW..
Did I mention Natasha had full pouty "cum blow me" lips!
a little small talk...
and a bit of VR charm.
A pop of the Champers cork...POPPPPP!
the next thing you know...
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/3283/kissme.wav
Cheers!
Okay, so i am up too early zooming around in the hotel room packing, flossing, caffing up some Joes, ugh...this powdered creamer sucks balls, wait I like to suck balls...nevermind.
1) Hotel cleaning lady turned dom
Just when you thought it was safe to let me in to get your trash and skanky washcloths, I bust out of my catwoman suit and work you over the ironing board. Oooo my palms got sweaty on that one. (*evil grins*)
2) Dental hygenist
Am I the only one that thinks of how nice it would be to have a strap-on while she is in my lap? They really should wear shorter skirts. (cold shower, now...must have....)
3) Kinky manicurist
So while scrubbing my feet she soaps up my left foot and *oopsie* takes it up to the heel. (omg, that is so WRONG!)
Okay enough of that. I just got online and read all that NYconficonundrum and had to bring some cheer to my board pals. May all your erections be hard and long. Peace.
hmmmm
Ever see the Seinfeld where Jerry wakes up and sees the dentist and assistant buttoning back up?
i think that's your team!
That's been one of mine for a while...
I think every normal guy who stayed at a hotel has had some
thoughts about doing the maid...
In my experience, the maids unfortunately always looked like "maids"...plain and simple...reminds me of the Eagle's song, Pretty maids all in a row...although VR has never seen just one...lol
until...
Stayed at an East coast shore resort this past summer with friends and family...
Mine had already gone down to the beach as I stayed back to
pack a cooler when there was a knock at the door...
OMG...drop dead georgeous,dirty blond hair pinned up,buxom,green eyes....and a great smile and a sexy Russian voice to match,
"Who are you?"... answer..."the maid"..."Can I DO your room?"
Boooiiiiinnnnng!
to be cont...
had the same fantasy myself many times, but never felt comfortable in approaching the subject in those few times when the maid was actually pretty.
-- Modified on 1/22/2005 10:55:09 AM
So this gorgeous piece of "heaven on earth"
cums in to "do" VR's room.
BTW..
Did I mention Natasha had full pouty "cum blow me" lips!
a little small talk...
and a bit of VR charm.
A pop of the Champers cork...POPPPPP!
the next thing you know...
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/3283/kissme.wav
Cheers!
Please. )
-- Modified on 1/22/2005 3:59:53 PM
Here's a quote from the lady in the next room...
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/3283/cigaret.wav
Cheers!
HEY NETTIE:
How's about I buy a nice six pound lobster? They ain't easy to get anymore, but I have connections. Then, I very carefully remove the meat, taking care to insure that the exo-skeleton,(namely,the claws)remains intact. Then, I make up a nice Thermidor, replete with all the attendant herbs and spices. I'll avoid the Madeira, and substitute Harvey's Bristol Creme. Next, I'll take the crusher,(that's the claw with the big round molar-like protuberances)and stuff it full of the heavenly mixture. Now you become the chef! I'll follow your lead!
You slide that beautiful piece of genus Homarus into Cupid's Quiver, and force me to extract all the goodness from it solely by the action of my tongue and lung! I might have to hold the edges to accomplish the desired goal. That would undoubtedly cause me to move the claw to and fro a bit, which could result in causing those big old molars to abrade your clitoris a bit. Think you could handle it?
As to the other claw, (the saw-toothed ripper) we're talking some serious pain here, but I'm up for anything, as long as it's not my orifice. We can't waste the Tamale! That's the nasty green shit that most people are afraid to eat, but as we both know, the tongue is the best sense. I'd love to smear it on your back door and lick it out of you till you bounce of the walls! Am I a sick puppy or what!
Oh, and as long as we are going to be completely decadent, lets go for a bottle of Bernkastler Doktor. It's the best white thing to come out of Germany since Martin Luther!
Kisses Nettie!
Please come to Lawn Gyland! We need to see you!