Yes.. it is true. This sexy cougar will be in Albuquerque, your city, for a few days this month. You don't want to miss out on this limited opportunity to see me. I will certainly make your day special and memorable with my sexy, southern accent, welcoming smile, blond hair, and of so fabulous body...  
   
 You will delight in my special talents and treats...there... and THERE.... oh yes.... so please pm for more details..