I can send you a Hippopotamus on your birthday.

Told you I 'provide'. LOL

Try importing some. Like caviar, the best is imported.
Aren't there any 5'7" 120 lb blonds in NM?

i haven't figured out if you like the ones with a big adams apple / pre-op or post op. lol

I'd dig it more if you sent something around 100-125, 5'-5'9", blonde, brunette, redhead I don't give a shit.

They have to like sucking dick as well as getting their pussy licked and sucked on. Fuck like tomorrow's the end of the world, and a trip to the isles would be a plus, but not mandatory...

Go down a few threads and you'll see my rant about 'my' percieved quality of ladies here.

Fucking Destiny is a goddess. Lady's #9 on the top 100 out of all TER. Some guys gave me shit about my thread, fuck 'em. Others concurred with my deal. Ask me how they can meet her. And I'm talking guys allover the country.

Read her reviews. When they say 'a hobby buddy of mine.....', that's this guy.

The point is, she moved to NY. She went on to bigger and better things. She deserves it.  

I had the distinct pleasure of meeting with a couple other 'gents' today, and over many beers we came to the conclusion that basically we're fucked, and not in a good way, as far as local talent.

Sorry ladies, if you read this, but Destiny set the bar so high, you really don't stand a chance of getting stellar reviews like her.

Am I partial? Of course. All day and all night. I usually play in Vegas where the hot-ass ladies that can fuck the taste out of your mouth fall out of the palm trees.

For instance, the lady below my thread. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She would have to pay ME. But there might be a market for that sort of thing. I'm not willing to find out.

So. I know I sound like a total asshole. But the fact of the matter is, when it comes down to it it's all about the benjamins and whether or not I will give a certain lady any for her services in this thing we do.

Actually, TSRachel is a damn good looking lady, and cool as fuck. Met her in Vegas last Halloween when her TS friend was giving my boy romeogolf shit and she told me she was going to call someobody over to kick my ass cuz I told her to STFU!

The only problem with TSRachel is she has a bigger winky than I do...

everybody has a bigger winky than you do... even asians. lmao

Amen Brother.  

Just noticed that Destiny left a reply on your rant below.

But anyway, where the fuck were you yesterday? Left you a PM with the time and place and the other boys asked about you!

We're gonna meet again pretty quick, and I have a couple very special guests coming to town after that.

You'll shit yourself when you know who...

Why would I pay to be with some lady, when I can fuck her twin, or a reasonable facsimile of, for free?

I'm a good looking guy. Why would I want to be with someone that doesn't compliment me?

I've fucked heavier set gals. One I even paid for. But that was because she's a damn cool lady and we got along great.

The ladies have rules about the guys willing to pay them. Why can't I have rules about women I'm willing to pay?

Go fuck your fatties, dude. I'll stick to the model-types!