If you'd like to provide helicopter transport, so that I can avoid sitting in NJ traffic for 3+ hours, then I'll waive the travel fee. But please make sure that some decent champagne is served in-flight.
For $250, you can take an Uber to meet me in Motel 6 for a SS. I might be able to provide some Barefoot Bubbly if it was left over from my last client.
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