When you are hobbying in NJ, be sure to plan around these laws:

If you are on a "car date" - you can't park under a bridge. I assume it is OK anywhere else, though?

Got a dinner date? Just remember that it is illegal to slurp your soup in NJ, although it does seem to be OK to slurp other things in NJ.  

Of course, ice cream cannot be sold after 6 pm in Newark. If you need to satisfy your sweet tooth, you'll just have to look for another delectable "dessert".

Providers, be sure to stay away from Trenton!! Why? Because it is illegal to throw a "bad pickle" into the street, and you can't consume any "pickles" on Sunday!  

Most importantly, it is illegal to frown at a police officer in NJ. Keep on smilin', no matter what!

Not trying to "escalade" y'all... just doing my part to drive the ISO posts off the front page!  

Here's a little visual tribute to our fine Jersey Gals, compliments of Vida Guerra (hometown: Perth Amboy)