This reminds me of a trip I took to FL, a few years before 911. A friend that shoots for a website wanted me to bring the Sybian down for a shoot. Not wanting to take a chance of losing it, I decided to carry it onboard. Sent it thought the X-ray and sure enough there is a lady screener at the other end, “Sir is this your case?” , me- “Yes ma’am , you may want to be discreet as it contains a female sex toy.” The screener “I’ve been doing this for XX years, and I’ve seen it all, nothing shocks me”, She proceeds to open the case and pull out the largest attachment, then it a loud voice “ Mary (just a name I made up, I don’t remember the name she used) you got’a see this” Hell all the screeners showed up, and everyone in line craned there neck to see what was going on. I showed them the user manual and all was well, off I went to FL. But not without a few looks from some of the other passengers.

One time I had to take some towels out because the suitcase was over 50 lbs. The TSA goes through all off my stuff and leaves several stickers. I can tell they play with the rabbit vibrator.