Don't know what else to say!

That was different

I think he was looking for his keys.

(Can't stop making stupid jokes about this... arrrrggghhhhh....)

Hello, hellooo, helllooooo .... is there anybody else in here??

Cue ball in the center pocket!

He was always the biggest baby when it came to going down on his lady?

Can you feel my headband in there?

Sorry what did you say, I'm neck deep in this thing I'm doing?

I'm downsizing from a studio apartment, are utilities included in this place?

So is kissing out of the question?

Hey no sneezing down there mistah!

Did you shave your head this morning, cause I'm feeling a little 5 o'clock shadow coming on...

So when you say gynecology is more of a hobby.....

Well it's a whole lot better than when he was such a kiss ass!

I used to be a mind reader

Trust me,  this is how phrenology works.

Well lady seems like the elbow joint is clogged, I'm gonna hafta see if I've got some new pipe in my truck.

Hey when I said "dive in" I didn't mean head first....

Something's different, hmmmmm let's see ...is that new lube your using?

What do you mean there's no light at the end of the tunnel?

Okay buddy, I was down with the diaper thing, but now this whole fetish is gettin a little outta hand!

Oh I'll put a cork in it all right!

No you moron it was insert tab D into slot B not C, don't you ever read instructions!

stay safe out there & keep you head above water
the Marquis

giving head to whole new level.

a dick must feel like a pin

redickulous!!!!!!!

Wow! Imagine trying to find the G-Spot. Kinda like trying to find your car in a DisneyWorld parking lot ...

I think that may be called "Taking Head"

Bare Head Full Service ?