Seems like a good idea to me but what are the chances of her calling le? Wouldn't they ask her how do know this person, wouldn't the accused show the ad and say it could of came from any of her clients?

first of all you are already dealing with women on the lower end of the donation scale. One of your reviews says you only paid for 15 minutes because she started crying, another says that you only gave the girl $50 and now you come on the board asking about ripping off these girls buy giving them fake cash.
Dude you are the scum of all scum

Your word apparently means nothing to you.  You make an agreement, she provides you with services & you want to steal from her or worse, let her take it to the bank or try to spend it & get arrested.  Karma's a bitch.   You deserve what you get.   The very least would be Black Listed.

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And from the looks of it, those are the type of girls you see. And if she touches the money while she's 'freshening up" and notices... you're fucked. Payback can be a bitch. She could fuck up the room. Follow you home.

And just the general wouldn't you feel like the biggest douchebag ever?


Also, a lot of girls carry tasers and pepper spray. If I noticed fake cash, you're getting pepper spray. What are you going to say? I doubt you'll call the cops and say you tried to rip off an escort and she kicked your ass?

Strong jaw and a BP vest. Because you are going to get yourself hurt in this hobby. I look forward to reading about you in the newspaper after you try this a few times. "Man found beaten with penis cut off in cheap motel."

You really don't want to fuck with a girl that has your dick in her mouth. Your pencil size pecker is not match for her teeth.

You've managed to find a whole new way of turning a misdemeanor that might yeild you a fine to a FELONY for counterfeiting . Which will yield a fine of up to $250,000 and a prison sentence of up to twenty years. Additionally, since you're conducting this crime in furtherance of another criminal activity, you can be charged with conspiracy as well. That can tack on another 15 to 25 years and they can run consecutively.

Do it and I hope the girl immediately calls the cops, DA's would love to trade a low level misdemeanor prostitution charge to get a conviction on counterfeiting and conspiracy.

I hope you've had your last appointment from ladies that read this board.

Some ladies are very aware that there are counterfeit bills making there way around out there. They do check the bills for counterfeiting and if you try to pass one you could end up being Tasered, Pepper sprayed, turned in to LE (she doesn't have to say how she knows you by the way, or anything else because you are the one committing a felony intending to distribute counterfeit cash into the money system). She doesn't need the hassle. If you attempt to mess with someone's livelihood you are asking for a lot of problems.

If she accidentally doesn't check and gets caught distributing it via a purchase and realizes who gave it to her through deductive reasoning, well you'd better believe she will be bullshit after the trouble you've caused. She may also pull you right into it or get someone after you.

So ask yourself is it worth it?

If you can't afford to play and pay then do not. This is a luxury and attempting to defraud a provider from her hard earned money shows you are less than deserving of meeting any lady.

Just my opinion

Grace

that's not their department.  They'll just be very happy to collar a paper hanger and get their pat on the back from their bosses.

Congrats! Less than a month into the new year and I do believe you've wrapped it up! Good Luck getting any reputable provider to see you.

Unlike most people I work in the system and any rookie lawyer will say judging by her profession, that money could of come from anyone and her credibility as a witness would be ruined from the start because of her job and most likely a past criminal record. Heck she wouldn't even call the cops because she would lose legitimate business.

A newbie lady / BP girl said it happened to her, a year or so ago. After taking an expensive cab ride for the session she discovered the fake money. Pretty low.

This is why providers need your sign on name, provider references etc  and to screen and screen well .In this way so  can go online read your comments and choose not to see someone with such distain for providers . The truth is Your area has some great guys .Sadly it is not 100 percent of them as we can see here. Let's face it  your entertaining the idea of not just fucking her but fucking her over . When i go to your area i see 1 or 2 guys. Mostly i get multi hour dates there .A visit , most recently i had someone screw me on money in stamford actually . My screening is being overhauled now due to this type of thought process by the very small percentage of guys who find this to be some form of entertainment .I  for one do hope if indeed you do decide to screw a lady out of money that your cock falls off ,have a nice day ,Kendall lynn

I think it is a really dangerous misconception that escorts haven't any idea who they're seeing or cannot remember who gave her what at any point.

And if alerted the authorities wouldn't care *who* was receiving the bills or for what service.

Pass counterfeit money to a girl like me and see what happens.

It wouldn't be pretty and there would be legal ramifications.  
Thats the problem with bad clients.  They think providers are so marginal that they can abuse us without consequences.  That is a very dangerous misconception.

But then again, clients like you avoid providers who screen thoroughly so this is a situation I would likely never have to deal with.

And some guys wonder why girls won't see extremely low reviewers or reviewers with bodies of cheap providers.  There are attitudes that come with clients like you that girls who can afford to actively try to avoid.

Really now?  Me thinks you're crusing for a boat load of trouble.  Hookers don't call LE but I can tell you they know a few people on the wrong side of the tracks, so to speak.  that could & would do some serious damage to a pr*** like yourself.  Best to rethink that idea pal!

a..hole

I read your reviews, and because of that I can absolutely assume you have either done it or at are contemplating it.

Try to justify it however you want, only a jackass like you would even bring it up.

Calm down people. This is simply an idea and nothing more. What I find hilarious is how some guys here worship these women lol. These women sell their bodies to other strangers people! Its a simple business transaction for me and thats it. Your not the only one thats been in her! She only loves to for an hour and thats it. As for the folks that say I see only cheap girls here's this: I am extremely paranoid when i'm hunting and with good reason. Thats why I haven't been robbed, cheated, and arrested. I also know how to get a good deal and bargain thanks to my days as a Marine in Iraq. As to the person who called me despicable lol. Aren't we all despicable since we are all playing this game? I had a wife for 3 years till my divorce and then I started this. In all, people need to get over it and move on. These girls don't care about you but getting into your wallet and I for one want the most bang for my buck.

95% of my experiences with people in the military have been positive. This one guy was the exception... He stayed WAY over the sceduled time, regaling me with tales of his tour in Iraq, showing me his shrapnel scars... Blah, blah... only to fiddle with the donation while I was looking away, SIGNIFICANTLY shorting me!

If anything, I would think military men would be LESS judgemental of escorts than the average person. Both populations sometimes struggle  with PTSD and the isolation caused the "classified nature" of their work. Furthermore, a person who has received payment for helping to kill or maim other people is HARDLY in a position to judge a lady for getting compensated for having sex! Lol. Then again, ethics and logic don't seem to exactly be your strong suit. Here's a motto for your brand of "Marine":

Semper infimus. (Always untrustworthy!)

Want to explain why my appointments generally go hours after the "paid for" time has ended? Just in it for the money? Do you assume that about your chiropractor? Kindergarten teachers? I genuinely enjoy the time I spend with people. It's 60% sex and 40% therapy for a lot of clients. My last "one hour" appointment was 2 hours of chatting (with several glasses of wine) and 1 hour of actual "getting dirty".

The men on here are nice to us because they realize we're good decent folk. These are normal people, not crackheads, not strippers weaseling the last twenty out of your wallet for a 3 minute dance. Normal people. Single moms wanting to avoid sending their kid off to daycare to be raised by strangers. College kids trying to survive while studying for midterms, twenty somethings under-and-unemployed because of the economy, forty plus divorcee's looking to be a little a wild and travel..

You're such a selfish ass. You come on here talking about trying to rip us off and how to get away with it, yet you want "the most bang for your buck"?

If you simply wanted to get off, then go buy a pocket rocket instead of treating the women that have your dick in their mouth like they're not as good as you. You don't have to hire an escort, you choose to. If you can't afford it, find a cheaper hobby and buy a sex toy.


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Counterfeit money that you made yourself should only contain your prints and hers. Enjoy your time in federal prison!

" If You Receive a Counterfeit
 
* Do not return it to the passer. 
* Delay the passer if possible. 
* Observe the passer's description, as well as that of any companions, and the license plate numbers of any vehicles used. 
* Contact your local police department or United States Secret Service field office.
* Write your initials and the date in the white border areas of the suspect note. 
* Limit the handling of the note. Carefully place it in a protective covering, such as an envelope. 
* Surrender the note or coin only to a properly identified police officer or a U.S. Secret Service special agent."

In one of his reviews he says he is a "Guy who isn't too into the GFE thing"

BWAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA! That's a fucking riot. Like any of you could
give him a hug and a kiss without throwing up into your mouth

Seriously, stop replying to him and don't give him another thought, he is either
a troll jerking off in front of his computer screen to all the trouble he can stir up,
or a seriously defective human being who isn't worth your spit, let alone your time.

On the other hand, he sounds like a fella I'd just LOVE to meet. If one of you is game,
make a date with him. Then we will throw him a little blanket party. We can only hope
he's got some good old Marine hand-to-hand training... it's fun to watch.

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The original poster is probably the guy who is slapping his own ass at the 1:00 mark in this video! Lol.

AHHHHHHHHHH haaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!

Get it, see what I did there?  

God, I crack myself up.

Many of the Marines I've had the pleasure of serving with are fine, OUTSTANDING, Men & soldiers.

They all just wish they were sailors...

Like me...



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You shame the Corp.

what happened but us girls never heard from him again.
Don't really wanna know what happened or what went down but they tossed him a "blanket"
You're hot...

We had this fucking idiot, nearly killed two of us...

He was hung over the side, by his ankles at night, from a catwalk on the 03 deck....80+ feet o'er the water....

You are the sort that was often shot in the back in Vietnam because they could not be trusted.

You ladies really think your somehow offending me? ha! Go ahead and belittle my service to my country I don't give a F&*k. I stick my my point that to me its a simple business transaction and nothing more. I'm willing to wager that for most girls its the same as well. In addition, as a hobbiest, I do not let this consume my life like I sense from some guys on here.  I see a girl once a week and try to get the most bang for my buck. Their is squat wrong with that because girls try to get the most cash for the least time. Its a business folks and you all need to get with the program. This isn't some relationship with strings attached and Sh!t. Its business again.

but what the hell do you know about Bill Cosby, what are you, like, 19?

But UV lights will. Each US bill has a color and location coded strip that will glow under UV light. You can buy little keychain LED UV lights on amazon for under $10. This method is almost 100% accurate for detecting counterfeit bills.

It is very quick and easy to do, faster and more accurate than a counterfeit pen. Every provider should have one of these.

Easy to use and have never had a problem.  And, do you really want a confrontation w a woman at your appointment becasue you presented her fake bills - big spender?

Why would you even consider doing something like this? Would you do this to your dentist, your mechanic, your dog walker? No! So, what makes you think that the service of companionship is any different than these services- oh because the legal boundaries? Fat chance with that. Its a misdemeanor for this and most likely, charges will be dropped for first offense as most girls I know in the business have never been in trouble with the law including myself.
Also, if you are going to think about this kind of stuff, why would you ever post it on a public forum especially where female companions can see it? I will pray for you and also attach the legal ramifications of doing this type of activity.

Penalties for Counterfeiting U.S. Currency
Several of the provisions in the federal counterfeiting law provide for a fine  of up to $250,000 and a prison sentence of up to twenty years for the counterfeiting of U.S. obligations and securities.


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Unfortunately, the written test to gain employment with the Marines is VERY simple... as long as you passed 9th grade algebra... I took the test last week out of boredom & got 100%, lol.

if you call the FBI from  a meth lab with counterfeit bill all they want is the asshole who was making the fake money.
I will turn you in so fast they will arrest you in the parking lot of my hotel.
Ill be checking out of course...lol but you will be gong to jail.

trust me the FBI doesnt care what I do when it comes to YOU counterfeiting..you are the bigger fish to fry.

What a fucking doooosh bagggg!

how are things for you across the pond?!


you are missed here in Boston

This happened quite a few years ago . There was a client passing fake bills with both my service and Sonny's ( Visiting girlfriends). It was hard to figure out who it was at first because we didn't know till the end of the day and with a lot of girls and clients it took some detictive work. Over the next few weeks we narrowed it down to one person. ( funny how this is on the new England board and not Boston, as he was from New Hampshire). We both called LE and guess what? They didn't care about us, they wanted him. Due to our diligent screening we were able to direct the feds right to him. They searched his place, found the counterfit money making machine and he went to federal prison. Nothing ever happened to either of us except praise from the Feds for coming forward.

Where this scumbag is seeing BP girls who probably don't screen, most likely he will get the shit kicked out of him by a pimp.

Stupid idiot if he actually has been doing this, someone can inform TER and they have his information since he is a member. Someone could call the Feds as again this is a serious crime.

Jill

All valid points Jill we are in complete agreement.

Sadly, the BP culture unlike an agency owner is all about the little picture.

Sincerely


Lee Dreams
comede, bibe, gaude

This guy surely has NO ACCESS to fake bills. Unless they give them out in the Mental Institution! Also we dont accept monoploy money. Funny how he acts like he HAS ACCESS. right.

SADLY! because TER is a site that protects the HOBBIEST we ladies have NO way of knowing who this bozo is. THANKS TER! Five aliases for Hobbyiests that lead no where, we get all our names linked up...full disclosure.

Indeed, you are missed!

Report me. Go ahead. The thing with that is I didn't do squat! And when TER does notify the feds and when they do come up with nothing guess who is getting sued for harassment? The problem with this business is many of you do not know the basic elements of the criminal Justice system. See, I work in it and know you need a little something called probable cause for a case to proceed. Me just saying what i passed fake cash doesn't launch a federal investigation because its just a question. Last time I checked we had the 1st amendment in this country

Its been a while since I was in TER and playing the hobby. Lets keep in mind that I NEVER DID THIS. It was just a mere convo topic and now I have hoes attacking me. Why don't you hoes get real jobs at least that way you'll have some dignity. If you don't want a job, then blow me bbjcim...you in no position to be deciding to be clean or something. Grow up hoes. also, you might have these idiot guys whipped but not me. You are all hoes at the end of the day and our time was business and like a business, i intend to get the most bang for my buck. Just last night, I got bbjcim and greek all for sixty. Yet we have guys here splashing 500+ for the same sh!t. I am all for hobbying but not at the expense of my bank.