OK, Full Disclosure:  
   
 1. I'm sick and tired of $200 providers who charge $200 to tell what other stuff costs.  
 2. Sick and tired of BP Chicks that think a passing resemblance passes for "real pics"  
 3. I'm not a good enough lay to spend $400 an hour on.....  
 4. I am a 50ish guy with a healthy admiration for the female body.  
 5. I've been around a long time as a lurker.  
 6. I can provide only one TER reference but she's well known and a spectacular provider.  
   
 So, The long and short of it is I'm looking for a provider that's available Wednesday morning early (8:00 am) for an hour at a reasonable rate.  PM me if interested.  
   
 Thanks,