I've seen quite a few Nuru massage parlors pop up in the california area, and at least two good ones in New York as well. Anyone have any tips for other Northeast areas? (Providers in MA/NH are encouraged to pm me )

Kennedy comes to mind, tours from NYC, met her at a M&G but have yet to partake...

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It seems impossible to find anyone local for the quick lunchtime diversion ;(

OK, I'll bite...

Nuru is actually a seaweed gel - before seeing it in the massage context as has been in this lifestyle lately, I was familiar with it from the Asian market, as it's often used as a thickener for soups and sauces. Go figure.  

I never cared for the taste of this particular seaweed, so I'm not really all that inclined to offer Nuru specifically. Sploshy fun however, I am all about it! Let's break out the rubber sheets and have our slippery way with a gallon or two of ice cream... with hot fudge, whipped cream, cherries, and rainbow sprinkles, please  

I love to make human sundaes, especially if we find we have a favorite flavor in common! You'll earn a sincere thank you if you're generous enough to help me wash my hair afterward, lol.  

But if you're *really* just out for nuru, I'll compromise and we can roll around in berry blue jello or something