It seems impossible to find anyone local for the quick lunchtime diversion ;(

OK, I'll bite...

Nuru is actually a seaweed gel - before seeing it in the massage context as has been in this lifestyle lately, I was familiar with it from the Asian market, as it's often used as a thickener for soups and sauces. Go figure.  

I never cared for the taste of this particular seaweed, so I'm not really all that inclined to offer Nuru specifically. Sploshy fun however, I am all about it! Let's break out the rubber sheets and have our slippery way with a gallon or two of ice cream... with hot fudge, whipped cream, cherries, and rainbow sprinkles, please  

I love to make human sundaes, especially if we find we have a favorite flavor in common! You'll earn a sincere thank you if you're generous enough to help me wash my hair afterward, lol.  

But if you're *really* just out for nuru, I'll compromise and we can roll around in berry blue jello or something