Super Heroes Beware!

It was a rainy night (believe it or not) when a letter was stuck to the door. Wet, with a smell that would lead him to believe that it had been lying in a poppy field. While attempting to remove it from under his nose he notices lip stick on the fold of the envelope. As if the person licking the envelope to seal it bumped it with her supple lips. His hands now moving with an unusual excitement as he walked back into his home. As he opened envelope, his mind flashed to a moment of pure ecstasy he had one morning with a beautiful woman. Shaken and aroused he opened the letter to read:

Dear Members of the Hobbyist Community,

Beware! I have come to steal your hearts and suck the energy from your bones. Your world as you know it is going to change. I call on your super heroes and heroines to step up and take the challenge to protect your world. Those heroes afraid of a little physical contact need not apply. When you engage in battle with me, you will feel things you have never felt before. If you psyche is feeling a little weak, your head might be blown. There will be that moment when I have your balls are in my hand and I whisper in your ear, "Thanks for coming, to bad you could not last longer!" Don't worry if you get a second wind I will make that come to end too.  

P.S.  
Just Remember,
P.ussy  O.r  P.ush  P.ull  Y.ourself
 
XoXo,
Precious Pain

 
As the blood rushed through his veins an email address Popped into his head...
[email protected]