I used to sing karaoke....this Divinyl's song comes to mind....It's full of naughty, dirty innuendo and that's my second language.  
 "I close my eyes and I see you before me  
 Think I would sigh if you were to ignore me  
 A fool could see just how much I adore you  
 I get down on my knees I do anything for you"  
   
 "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself"  
   
 I have too much time on my hands this week.....come fill my openings!  
 References requested and verified. I'm hoping to touch you soon!  
 Kisses and licks,  
 Sassy Red