Melissa The Unprovider

The Unprovider, is a clean crisp change from the everyday!  The Unprovider doesn't look anything like a provider, she doesn't taste anything like a provider.  She has a fresh clean taste!  Wet...... Wild..... never too sweet, and no after taste!  

And what's more, when the Unprovider is gone, so is your craving. So the next time you are trying to decide which provider to have, make it the Unprovider... Melissa

Even though she may be a nut, no Kola Nuts are used in her process.

Marvelous simply marvelous.....

Melissa's New Slogan:  "Make Melissa Up Yours"

And if you are thirsty and just desire to get together for a 7up, I have some cold ones in my fridge!

I think your other job is writing for an ad agency. Your ad posts are a great read.

An hour after reading the post to my mom, she called me back and says.. "Honey, now you DO really have 7up in the refrigerator, don't you"....

Why of course I do!  She even let me know what stores had it on sale this week!

The Greatest!! Gotta save cash.