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Soft spoken and sweet as you enter the door, I shed my innocence along with my clothes in the bedroom.  

My normal rates are $350/hour but as long as I'm horny, I'm entertaining guests for $300/hour.  

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Will there be a countdown clock on your website, or something?

But chances are I am, unless I've just eaten, then I just want to nap. But pretty much all other times I'm horny AF

"unless I've just eaten"

Like waiting a half hour before going back in the pool?

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