Minnesota Buzz
contest has been won (eom)
I am offering half off of an hour session for the first person who emails me the complete transcript of the lyrics to this song. It has been haunting me for a while and, being so spoiled from instantly being able to look up anything I want on google, not being able to find the lyrics has enraged me. Anyway-- $150 for a full session to the FIRST person with the complete lyrics. I don't want someone to go listen to it and just write down what they think it says. I want the official lyrics! Email for details. [email protected]. ---------------------- To everyone else! I would love to find a gentleman or two to visit with over the weekend, lyrics or no 
I wish I knew how to describe myself better so that you all would realize that I am special 
Whenever I write about myself on paper my brain can't seem to come up with anything but the same generic terms that every girl uses, so I don't even want to try anymore (so maybe I'm just not special.) I think reading reviews is probably the only way to get a good idea about my personality, which is very limiting to those of you who don't have VIP memberships. But... here are some basic facts. 1. I am a young, healthy and cute blonde. The pictures I am posting here are RECENT (taken less than a month ago) and are not photoshopped (except for face blurring). I'm not fat at all but I'm not scrawny either. If I said I was voluptuous or curvy you would all think FAT, and that's a damn shame because those used to be perfectly fine descriptions for many women who aren't fat. Anyway, let's try some new adjectives. How about bodacious, shapely, alluring, comely, i.e. STACKED? 
(you'll prob all think fat anyway.) Whatever, measurements are 37-28-34. 2. I like reading, listening to music, running, flirting, cuddling and kissing. (not necessarily in that order!) 2. I really think I provide a great GFE, and my reviewers agree! Although I'd like to revise the term "GFE'" to mean more like, "girlfriend experience at the beginning of dating, while everything's still magical, you don't keep playing the new GTA game in lieu of having sex with her and she doesn't nag you to pick up your socks or take out the trash." 3. Donation rate is $300/hr, with an hour minimum. 4. Screeening required... I do not want to become a newspaper headline and neither do you. 5. I don't mind taking same day appointments, just make it easy for me to screen you (p411 account, ter whitelist, references who respond quickly, etc. 6. Saturday & Sunday are probably the only times you will be able to book me for incall. Outcall & longer appointments can be discussed for weekdays, but weekends are best! (I am back to being a corporate slave, so I am very busy during the week!) 7. Please contact me at [email protected]. You can ask any questions you like (just avoid the dumb ones that could get both of us in trouble) and I will take the time to answer. 8. My website is also linked below.
I wish I knew how to describe myself better so that you all would realize that I am special Whenever I write about myself on paper my brain can't seem to come up with anything but the same generic terms that every girl uses, so I don't even want to try anymore (so maybe I'm just not special.) I think reading reviews is probably the only way to get a good idea about my personality, which is very limiting to those of you who don't have VIP memberships. But... here are some basic facts. 1. I am a young, healthy and cute blonde. The pictures I am posting here are RECENT (taken less than a month ago) and are not photoshopped (except for face blurring). I'm not fat at all but I'm not scrawny either. If I said I was voluptuous or curvy you would all think FAT, and that's a damn shame because those used to be perfectly fine descriptions for many women who aren't fat. Anyway, let's try some new adjectives. How about bodacious, shapely, alluring, comely, i.e. STACKED? (you'll prob all think fat anyway.) Whatever, measurements are 37-28-34. 2. I like reading, listening to music, running, flirting, cuddling and kissing. (not necessarily in that order!) 2. I really think I provide a great GFE, and my reviewers agree! Although I'd like to revise the term "GFE'" to mean more like, "girlfriend experience at the beginning of dating, while everything's still magical, you don't keep playing the new GTA game in lieu of having sex with her and she doesn't nag you to pick up your socks or take out the trash." 3. Donation rate is $300/hr, with an hour minimum. 4. Screeening required... I do not want to become a newspaper headline and neither do you. 5. I don't mind taking same day appointments, just make it easy for me to screen you (p411 account, ter whitelist, references who respond quickly, etc. 6. Saturday & Sunday are probably the only times you will be able to book me for incall. Outcall & longer appointments can be discussed for weekdays, but weekends are best! (I am back to being a corporate slave, so I am very busy during the week!) 7. Please contact me at [email protected]. You can ask any questions you like (just avoid the dumb ones that could get both of us in trouble) and I will take the time to answer. 8. My website is also linked below.Related Link: My website
