What is your pet peeve of the weekend? Is it getting left high and dry by a provider you're so anxious to meet? That is the beauty with planning ahead! Lets take a look at this weekend's forecast, shall we? I always wanted to be a meteorologist... lets avoid any disappointment...  

 

TODAY! Sunny with a chance of MEATballs, I am available ALL DAY to play!  
Please call if you want to come over!  

Wednesday: Overcast day with clear skies at night.  
Perfect weather to spot your favorite star! Available after 6pm

Thursday: NOT available, Sorry!  

Friday: A cool breeze in the afternoon to perk you up before the weekend... Available after 2 pm!  

Saturday & Sunday & Monday: Clear skies and sun that will have you donning your shades. Available ALL DAY!  

 
(This is not the real weather so don't quote me lol)  

 

Call me or email references to get scheduled. Please leave a voicemail if you can't reach me and I will do my best to return your call ASAP. Keep an eye out for my friend SASHA's ad (xosasha), she has a new video coming in her next ad! I know you'll all enjoy it 651-321-eight 6 5 four  

 
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SEASONAL RATES HAVE CHANGED! Now **300/HR** , 400/90mins, 500/2hours  
Enjoy this while it lasts

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