...and a John approaches her. 

It is his first time, and he is very, very nervous. 

As he utters the first words of his proposition "So... what can you offer me?" he pisses all over himself.

The hooker listens, looks down at his soiled pants, and answers:

"Depends."

Hey there, I'm Jenna. I'm newer here, looking for sensual gentlemen who seek a woman with curved hips, large round breasts, a killer smile, and a wicked sense of humor.  
I'm neither bbw nor slender, and truly adore what I do.
Soft, ivory skin and hazel eyes with long lashes, and full, pink lips with a playful personality make me a kitten you'll want to pet. Let's connect. :*
JennaMichaela

By the way, you won't have to worry about pissing yourself with me - it's my goal to make you comfortable.

It happened in Paris.  The accent is important.

American man walks up to French hooker, and says,
"What would you say to a little fuck?"

And she says,
" 'Allo, leetle fuck."

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