Anyone who puts that much thought into an ad is a must see.

I reported that ad for "inappropriate content." The nerve of some people!

I reported that ad for "inappropriate content."  The nerve of some people!

Get's a 1 for looks and zero for performance. I couldn't find the hole, for starters. Had no lips to suck me off with. Got fed up and asked for a handjob, which hurt like hell with her cold, steely, vice like grip.

And the crazy bitch kept on screaming "Input! Input! More input!" the entire session!

Was just a really weird experience and I think I may now need counceling.

Guys, go have your fun with these hot little numbers, as for me, I prefer...

...a woman who can woo me with just her words!



'Relax....it's just sex!'

That's just her nickname,

Her full provider name is "5 finger Mary".

I've heard that she has excellent availability.