Our crazy week recap
1) I’m not sure why? Did Mr. Cordialsport say he wanted to eat a corndog, shoot, maybe it had something to being a horndog. Did you know a horn dog is nose of a rhinoceros or the devil head, now what the heck is going to do with that? Maybe a fetish in the making also corn dogs are always a crowd favorite at the Fair?
2) ISO-Info on Gina – Tin eye? Is a tin eye the third eye on a male or an eye in the sky? It could be the high beams on a vehicle or a lady; possibly the shadowy world of an eccentric spy? Where does these terms come from they are just too much to follow; maybe there is an established abbreviation - TIE? It really sounds like the next James Bond movie…Tin Eye
3) Re Tis the Season – Mr Notworthit has really stirred up the board, hit a raw nerve, but one thing I don’t get is “why am I not to work the week of X-Mas” if I’m putting the children first? The thread really spun out of control as he seems to really get the folks going and a going! Good old Bob Clatit
4) No contract phones – what am I the phone police, why do I need a throw away phone like Jason Bourne? It also sounds like we are hiring a hit-man and what is funny, is the number people who knew all the secret undercover tricks, I feel like it is spy talk “ what is you choice of tea” – (answer) orange pekoe (spy talk)
5) Good massage with a He – post happyhap – is this for the gay board (not there is anything wrong with that) or is he looking for a shemale. I like the strong hands type but I have to draw the line at certain parts of my body that Mr. Male is touching and I'm as open as the next pervert.
6) Tis the season to give back – 50% goes to toys – Is anyone aware if she is talking about adult happy toys for her or her clients. Maybe I got that wrong too, but I really don’t think it is a good idea to give a vibrator to a young kid, even if they just like to turn it on and off!
7) 9 of the top 10 posters on the Minnesota board – Number one I’m off the list – I told you I shouldn’t be on anyone’s list for any good organization; that aside, good job Viper 2, does anyone realize that this posting went from sandwiches to Clint Eastwood to 2005 the good old days to Jen thread from the summer of 09. How am I to follow all these different emotions, being hungry to watching movies to hot warm days of summer when it is 9 degrees outside?
8) Lady or Tramp – Marie every time I read one of your posting I’m in trouble, last week I found out; they had a table set for me in hell, this week I’m in hell because I “outed” myself at home based on Marie advice and now I’m living in a tent in the back yard. Marie if next week is tell your boss week I’m in deep trouble – I will be in hell, divorced, homeless, jobless and horny as hell with a frozen unit!
9) Soft, sexy – Lisa after seeing the shape of those things, didn’t your Mother ever tell you never to run with scissors? Those things could poke an eye out, maybe a warning label on your bra; that untying by a non-professional could lead to serious harm, proceed at your own risk!!
10) Receptive to Anal play – please review last weeks posting of the use of silver bullets and some of the problems discovered in a 2008 study from Harvard Univ. of the silver bullet verses seat warmers verses placement of an objective up the anal canal during a vibration period. Once you go anal it can be fatal!
11) Merkin by Curvygirl – rule number one: get trimmed by a professional, there are artist out there that can do landing strips, ticklers, desert sands (half way) bare bones (all the way). Do you feel a little itch down there, an artist would understand the proper creams and such to use. The Twin Cities has at least one highly reviewed, steady handed individual, no cut policy, form fitting, complete with test drives after this complex surgery, he is a man for all seasons; I believe he goes by the name 1Terrapin1, get trimmed by the turtle is in his ads I believe. Once you go Turtle you can never go back!
12) Fake reviews writing – Mr. Big Sky, Sir how goes the business of ghost writing reviews, keep it fresh, I used to sell homework and book reports – I’m telling you, you are on to something. Ladies I’m sure Big Sky will come with a fully completed review before his appointment, you can have your input and change the details as you see fit; Big Sky is looking for 46.7% off the asking price to have these completed upon demand. Uses power works, fantasy, no abbreviations, imaginary friends, anal entry and toys usage, in all reviews
13) Why would a review be approved then removed? Various reasons; poor writing style, can’t spell cat, use of abbreviation for the abbreviation, Big Sky fake reviews, you don’t exists in our time and place, etc. I do smell a conspiracy here, who shot Kennedy, did OJ really do it, can Tiger be that horny; first you had imDelihah admitting to it, then it was Remy, shoot I will take the fall; it really was my review that I had removed; it was my first try into being a Shemale but the guy said I looked nothing like a female, so two can play the same blame game, I told TER he looked nothing like a male?
14) Bored, grow a pair – Collegegirl. What about the jack off first thing, I know Marie is totally against it, but C.J. I have balls, they are fully grown, after like age 20 they really don’t get much bigger, that only occurs in your mind for balls and the penis. The Penis is a two inch add automatically for most men. The real question is; why during the screening process doesn't any of the providers have a section about length. Women always say size matters; so why isn’t there a minimum size requirement, special handling section and skill test requirement?
15) Future Wives – I am always looking for the next Mrs. Terrapin after 10 wonderful experiences (marriages) a guy just can’t be too careful. Failure is always a open option, it is right around the bend, remember I’m sleeping in a tent, so I’m in desperate need of the next number 11 and I should be looking for 12 also, because a guy with my track record knows he is about to screw up number 11. Although 10 is still around but the "Marie honesty thing" made 11 a major option.
16) Am I the only unhappy guy? Girlfriend is acting like a Pita? Is she Greek, how do you act like a piece of flat bread; here we go again with the secret code words? Sir, try my trick have some electric cool-aid and you will have an out of body experience and things will look so much better from that 10,000 foot level. Mirrors will shatters, forever in the clouds of delusion through the transitive nightfall of diamonds, tune in and drop out mister – works for me. You won’t even remember you have a girlfriend for a couple of days!
17) This is a test – Alantra; this was the best broadcast of the emergency network or system I have ever seen. I am blinded from the great view but even a blind man knows when the sun is shinning. Oh, if only all TV test were this good my eyes would be cross-eyed by now!
18) My first winter. - Now we all are giving driving instructions did you all pass Sears driving school - I think not? I would fully recommend Harry Ditch winter driving school for you to take. It just may be a good idear to get some tires as this typically is the only thing touching the road, except if you take Mr Ditch's driving school he will put you in situations you could never imagine.
