I wonder what it would take to get the American people to support such a holiday here? I would think the public might be persuaded with gentle, teasing pressure while whispering soft promises in their ears, followed by more insistent, penetrating arguments probing deeper until their resistance yields and their hesitancy turns suddenly into a full, throbbing need, rising faster, higher and hotter until their passion for the celebration of the day demands expression. They try to hold it back, biting their palms, futilely trying to suppress the electric longing inside them, which finally bursts forth as a scream that shatters the night.
Or else we could hire a lobbyist. I am good either way.
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