and my badge too. My partner the private investigator has to stay outside in the car....but I think he picks up car dates. His gun goes off like 5 times a day. What a character.
OK so you all know to need the difference, between a firearm and a penis. Here is a little ditty to help you out, Its goes like this, ( hold up your firearm ) and repeat after me, Point to your firearm and say, This is my weapon! then point to your organ, and say, This is my gun! and the weapon is for fighting, and the gun is for fun! LOL
And I have to keep it in my pocket... I'm not allowed to chamber a round while on duty...
But "shooting blanks" has it's advantages... At least this way I don't need to be a "Magnum-wearing P.I.", lol!
Car dates are fun but challenging, when riding shotgun with Officer Bengal... Especially since he's on parking-enforcement, not vice! Lol! Trying to get in a girl pants in one of those 3-wheeled cushman meter-maid trucks is damn challenging... Especially with all the donut crumbs on the seat! ROTFL!
is that there is often no evidence of any female involvement whatsoever. When I ask him why his side of the vehicle is so sticky, he responds that he "spilled his coffee". This guy has a lot of coffee when he's alone. Maybe it helps him keep warm or something. I keep telling him he should start wearing actual clothes under that trench coat of his but he always mumbles something about "easy access". Must be a P.I. thing.
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