-- Modified on 3/21/2007 12:41:24 PM

in your own advice!

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and my badge too.  My partner the private investigator has to stay outside in the car....but I think he picks up car dates.  His gun goes off like 5 times a day.  What a character.

Hehehe,
Tiger

OK so you all know to need the difference, between
a firearm and a penis.
Here is a little ditty to help you out,
Its goes like this, ( hold up your firearm )
and repeat after me, Point to your firearm and
say, This is my weapon! then point to your
organ, and say, This is my gun! and the weapon
is for fighting, and the gun is for fun! LOL

And I have to keep it in my pocket... I'm not allowed to chamber a round while on duty...

But "shooting blanks" has it's advantages... At least this way I don't need to be a "Magnum-wearing P.I.", lol!

Car dates are fun but challenging, when riding shotgun with Officer Bengal... Especially since he's on parking-enforcement, not vice! Lol!
Trying to get in a girl pants in one of those 3-wheeled cushman meter-maid trucks is damn challenging... Especially with all the donut crumbs on the seat! ROTFL!

Ben Dover, Magnum-sized P.I.

is that there is often no evidence of any female involvement whatsoever.  When I ask him why his side of the vehicle is so sticky, he responds that he "spilled his coffee".  This guy has a lot of coffee when he's alone.  Maybe it helps him keep warm or something.  I keep telling him he should start wearing actual clothes under that trench coat of his but he always mumbles something about "easy access".  Must be a P.I. thing.

Magnum-sized only in my wildest dreams,
Tiger

...That's what you get for leaving me in the car for so long while you're in Vera's Cafe' getting your "donut glazed"! LOL!

I hear they transfered you to parking-patrol because of all the rectal bleeding reports from the vet when you were in the "K9 unit"... hehehe!

B.D. as "Dick Tracer", lol!

The special coffee from Milan is especially sweet.