Tired of escalation companion prices? Buy a REAL DOLL - on EBAY!

Yeah, she has silicon implants, and no, she won't talk back (unless of course you buy the option moaning CD).  Anatomically correct, etc, fan clubs, videos, etc.  But beware, she is well over 100 pounds and you might have trouble hiding her when company comes over.

If you store her in the basement too long, she will get that nasty basement smell, and the sun might just fade her beauty.  But when you get tired of her, you don't need divorce - you just pop her head off!  and wham, you've got a new girl!

and just think you never have to worry about prices again - its a one time fee.... your only expense are cleaning agents.... and my guess is that she is wild one, up for groupstuff, 3 ways, and all kinds of crazy stuff huh?

Light

"Cowards can never be moral."
M.K. Gandhi