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Posted By: SigmundFreud
I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?
I know of several in the area. Not telling here because I do not think we are supposed to name names.

If you like Chinese I suggest you go west. You want to stop when the journey gets to Long.
If you like kimchee it would BE a good idea to go a little south.

Non-VIP so PM not possible.

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I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?

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Nago81204 reads

Madam Wu's Asian Spa located in Minneapolis.  If you drive a ford crown vic you get free parking too.

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backbend896 reads

New York has quite a few.

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SigmundFreud916 reads

I have VIP.  Most of the massage reviews on here are for b2b DIY gals.  I'm looking for true oriental. Broken english.  Smells like soy sauce.  Mama-san picks up the phone and does scheduling.  Happy ending included.  Girls are young cute and don't speak much english.  Possible extras of BJ of FS would be nice too.

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backbend837 reads

If you are VIP then you can read the reviews under massage parlor girls.  Every one of them works at a bricks and mortar massage parlor.

With regard to reviews, while there are way to many DIY providers and joints, there are plenty of reviews where the experience is more gratifying.

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elanmontage884 reads

Maybe they'll come back... but some of them are salt and peppered throughout with their own practice in TER Backpage... but their organizer retired as I heard it.  Heard they were very inexpensive and lovely and so pretty.

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Posted By: SigmundFreud
I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?
I know of several in the area. Not telling here because I do not think we are supposed to name names.

If you like Chinese I suggest you go west. You want to stop when the journey gets to Long.
If you like kimchee it would BE a good idea to go a little south.

Non-VIP so PM not possible.

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phoebster805 reads

"Oriental" refers to food or furniture.  Couldn't let this one pass by, sorry.  

Posted By: SigmundFreud
I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?

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backbend671 reads

The Phoebster is not Asian, but will orient your muscles properly!

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"Oriental" refers to food or furniture.  Couldn't let this one pass by, sorry.    
   
Posted By: SigmundFreud
I am looking for a good Oriental Massage Parlor.  The type of place where I can get a legit oriental massage AND a happy ending.  Can anyone point me in the right direction?

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SigmundFreud767 reads

o·ri·en·tal  
/ˌôrēˈentl/

Adjective
Of, from, or characteristic of the Far East: "oriental countries".

 
Oriental massage is different from Swedish massage, for example.

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phoebster834 reads

Hey now!  Dont correct me.  I am in a mood, Sig.  Let my obvious ignorance slide this time, you spaz.

Posted By: SigmundFreud
o·ri·en·tal    
 /ˌôrēˈentl/  
   
 Adjective  
 Of, from, or characteristic of the Far East: "oriental countries".  
   
   
 Oriental massage is different from Swedish massage, for example.

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