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buck1848 41 Reviews 3263 reads
posted
1 / 28
Theraputic Massage

I'm looking for some information regarding therapeutic massage.  I guess I'm wondering if therapeutic massage providers are reviewed here on TER?  Sorry if that's a dumb question, but I really can't tell.  Also, I'm wondering if anyone has any info in Jess?

When I search for a review on her on TER it comes up "incomplete."  Thoughts on what that might mean, or am I just over thinking this?

Thanks in advance for any help.

Be Safe,

Buck


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LChayse See my TER Reviews 1252 reads
posted
2 / 28
Can't help you with Jess hun but...

I have absolutely no doubt Vi will more than meet your needs in terms of a Therapeutic Massage. (And then some!)

Related Link: http://tntmassage.webs.com/

knotsaway 38 Reviews 1134 reads
posted
3 / 28
A place to start...

... is to search for providers with Massage Quality = Awesome (put that for both ends of the range). That returns 21 pages just for Minnesota, but only 2 pages of providers reviewed within the past month, and you can narrow it down more by adding your personal preferences to the search. Those two pages have several great choices, including Vi as was already mentioned. Then after narrowing the list down, read their reviews to get a good idea of whether the massage experiences are what you're looking for.

vorlon 119 Reviews 1164 reads
posted
4 / 28
Jess is listed under Providers with Something to Hide

TER has effectively delisted the provider but because of poor behavior on her part they refuse to remove her profile entirely so that people searching for info on her would find the profile and be warned.

buck1848 41 Reviews 837 reads
posted
5 / 28
Interesting.....

Thanks for pointing that out Vorlon.  I for one would have never guessed that. I wish TER would be a little more specific with providers on this list.  Not specific details but maybe make it more clear that there are "red flags".  I guess when only 1/4 of her profile showed up I should have put 2 + 2 together.

Thanks again!

Be Safe,

Buc

jchan113 4 Reviews 902 reads
posted
6 / 28
Therapeutic massage providers are reviewed here....

...by guys that thought there was more to the menu. If you are VIP, there is a choice from the drop down under Review tab. I recommend "Asian Hands" on BP under Therapeutic Massage.

DrAinDeBalz 1160 reads
posted
7 / 28
Therapeutic Massage w/ HE: dream on

After years of through study, not to mention, thousands of dollars spent, on the search for the Holy Grail of Massage, Therapeutic, Sensual, Body Rubs and the ilk, here and in around the US, I can testify that there is no provider listed in the TER reviews in Minnesota that comes close to giving a worthy massage.

That includes trying the often referenced "Gold Standard" "Vi," three times,  who gives a better than the rest of the massage mobs massages, but is still less than high quality in the true massage department.  She's good at going through the motions, but still doesn't give what can be called a decent massage.  Quite honestly, I found her to be a fraud.   As she lives off the illusions that this misinformed crowd throws back and forth.

Which says two things:  First, the rest of the massage pack is very substandard and for the most part are ex dancers masquerading as body rub/massage specialists, who wouldn't know a serratus posterier from gastrocnemius muscle;  the second is just about every review I have read is written by touch starved gents who, in most cases, wouldn't know the first thing about a high quality massage, 'cause their so infatuated by a pair of tits.  So, like their first encounter with a young teen girl, when they were growing up, they get all squirmy and go way beyond what real and write gusshy reviews about a subject they know nothing about.   Just a bunch of fu*king amateurs.

O.K. I'm ready for the flames.  But before you attack, know this, I have been a member, poster, and 10 year lurker on this board.   I have been abused by TER admins for my reviews, for any number of reasons, depending on how far the stick is up their ass that day.   So after multiple review rejections I said screw it, I'm done wasting my time here.   But if you want to look up some of my reviews you can search for God_Against_All.

As for my massage comments,  I know what I speak when it comes to massage, as I am one, and know about HE and HJ and what it takes to give a m/f client the best they can receive.   I have been told I'm at the top of the game when it comes to massage.  And I have had clients moan and lie exhausted on my table after two hour sessions and multiple ejaculations and orgasms.

I could go on and on about the demise of the massage sector in the sex industry but I'll spare everyone that.

Oh, if you made it this far here's a tip for some of you.   If you remember Paradise over off Johnson and E Hennepin, well there's a new incarnation of it in town.   If you're smart about what to look for you'll find it.  Only this time all you stupid mother fu*kers keep your mouths shut about it.

backbend 43 Reviews 946 reads
posted
8 / 28
Re: Interesting.....

I have seen Jess twice and it was  in a purely therapeutic setting.  She is very self obsessed and not particularly good.  In the days when she had reviews it would appear that more options were available than I saw.  I would not recommend.

In general I would separate sensual from therapeutic.  

It is very rare to combine the two but Vi is capable thought it has been a while for me.  

Renee (artisan massage or some such) is an extremely good therapist; I have only seen her under another name as therapeutic and she is good.

Annette is worth the drive. She has it all going on.

Dana/Diana has left the business but had it going on.

MNHunter54 7 Reviews 945 reads
posted
9 / 28
Re: Therapeutic Massage w/ HE: dream on

I'm so intrigued to learn more.

LChayse See my TER Reviews 979 reads
posted
10 / 28
Holy cow! Sounds like you could use a massage. (eom)


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MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 1164 reads
posted
11 / 28
Re: Therapeutic Massage w/ HE: dream on

And I'm here to tell you that you suck as a human being.
How dare come on here and talk shit like that, not just about me but several of us who work hard to make others happy and we DO WORK.

10 years....not one review and you somehow think you're contributing by bashing me of all people who hasn't done anything wrong to you, actually come to think of it the only one who is fraudulent here is you dear because you haven't seen me at all, you've only skimmed through my countless reviews and stalked my multiple profiles also it's not too hard to find my locations i've been in over the years.

You sound like a jealous provider if anything else.
 I mean, going on and on about how great you are at this and then insulting everyone else in the process,  it's pretty obvious what type of person you are. JEALOUS PROVIDER.
 ...oh and furthermore if I'm such a fraud I wonder why I have so many repeat female and male clients at my other job as well as this one and why chiropractic clinics keep asking me to come work for them ?
That's strange. I mean if someone isn't capable of giving a worthy massage, let alone educated enough to perform their duties you'd think they wouldn't have a job in this town right ? RIGHT? But I do !  
Business must be really, REALLY SLOW for you huh ?  

That's too bad as it's most likely your own fault so you should probably worry about your own bullshit instead of ours.
 Sorry you guys have to see me like this but, for someone to go and put down other people in this business as if they're somehow better than the rest of us is just low rent and I would never see someone who badmouths their allies all the while trying so badly to promote themselves which is not how you do it mind you.

What I'm saying is that ;
You know fuck all about anything, especially me . Go sit down troll.
Posted By: DrAinDeBalz
After years of through study, not to mention, thousands of dollars spent, on the search for the Holy Grail of Massage, Therapeutic, Sensual, Body Rubs and the ilk, here and in around the US, I can testify that there is no provider listed in the TER reviews in Minnesota that comes close to giving a worthy massage.  
   
 That includes trying the often referenced "Gold Standard" "Vi," three times,  who gives a better than the rest of the massage mobs massages, but is still less than high quality in the true massage department.  She's good at going through the motions, but still doesn't give what can be called a decent massage.  Quite honestly, I found her to be a fraud.   As she lives off the illusions that this misinformed crowd throws back and forth.  
   
 Which says two things:  First, the rest of the massage pack is very substandard and for the most part are ex dancers masquerading as body rub/massage specialists, who wouldn't know a serratus posterier from gastrocnemius muscle;  the second is just about every review I have read is written by touch starved gents who, in most cases, wouldn't know the first thing about a high quality massage, 'cause their so infatuated by a pair of tits.  So, like their first encounter with a young teen girl, when they were growing up, they get all squirmy and go way beyond what real and write gusshy reviews about a subject they know nothing about.   Just a bunch of fu*king amateurs.  
   
 O.K. I'm ready for the flames.  But before you attack, know this, I have been a member, poster, and 10 year lurker on this board.   I have been abused by TER admins for my reviews, for any number of reasons, depending on how far the stick is up their ass that day.   So after multiple review rejections I said screw it, I'm done wasting my time here.   But if you want to look up some of my reviews you can search for God_Against_All.  
   
 As for my massage comments,  I know what I speak when it comes to massage, as I am one, and know about HE and HJ and what it takes to give a m/f client the best they can receive.   I have been told I'm at the top of the game when it comes to massage.  And I have had clients moan and lie exhausted on my table after two hour sessions and multiple ejaculations and orgasms.  
   
 I could go on and on about the demise of the massage sector in the sex industry but I'll spare everyone that.  
   
 Oh, if you made it this far here's a tip for some of you.   If you remember Paradise over off Johnson and E Hennepin, well there's a new incarnation of it in town.   If you're smart about what to look for you'll find it.  Only this time all you stupid mother fu*kers keep your mouths shut about it.
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TalonTed 92 Reviews 953 reads
posted
12 / 28
Re: Therapeutic Massage w/ HE: dream on

That's because you haven't spent enough fucking $$.  I'm pretty sure I've spent more the last two years than all of your 10 years combine.  I have found four, one I see weekly, best massage EVER!!!

Posted By: DrAinDeBalz
After years of through study, not to mention, thousands of dollars spent, on the search for the Holy Grail of Massage, Therapeutic, Sensual, Body Rubs and the ilk, here and in around the US, I can testify that there is no provider listed in the TER reviews in Minnesota that comes close to giving a worthy massage.  
   
 That includes trying the often referenced "Gold Standard" "Vi," three times,  who gives a better than the rest of the massage mobs massages, but is still less than high quality in the true massage department.  She's good at going through the motions, but still doesn't give what can be called a decent massage.  Quite honestly, I found her to be a fraud.   As she lives off the illusions that this misinformed crowd throws back and forth.  
   
 Which says two things:  First, the rest of the massage pack is very substandard and for the most part are ex dancers masquerading as body rub/massage specialists, who wouldn't know a serratus posterier from gastrocnemius muscle;  the second is just about every review I have read is written by touch starved gents who, in most cases, wouldn't know the first thing about a high quality massage, 'cause their so infatuated by a pair of tits.  So, like their first encounter with a young teen girl, when they were growing up, they get all squirmy and go way beyond what real and write gusshy reviews about a subject they know nothing about.   Just a bunch of fu*king amateurs.  
   
 O.K. I'm ready for the flames.  But before you attack, know this, I have been a member, poster, and 10 year lurker on this board.   I have been abused by TER admins for my reviews, for any number of reasons, depending on how far the stick is up their ass that day.   So after multiple review rejections I said screw it, I'm done wasting my time here.   But if you want to look up some of my reviews you can search for God_Against_All.  
   
 As for my massage comments,  I know what I speak when it comes to massage, as I am one, and know about HE and HJ and what it takes to give a m/f client the best they can receive.   I have been told I'm at the top of the game when it comes to massage.  And I have had clients moan and lie exhausted on my table after two hour sessions and multiple ejaculations and orgasms.  
   
 I could go on and on about the demise of the massage sector in the sex industry but I'll spare everyone that.  
   
 Oh, if you made it this far here's a tip for some of you.   If you remember Paradise over off Johnson and E Hennepin, well there's a new incarnation of it in town.   If you're smart about what to look for you'll find it.  Only this time all you stupid mother fu*kers keep your mouths shut about it.

payintherange 982 reads
posted
13 / 28
I'll bite...so who are you that gives the "Holy Grail" as you call it?

Most of what you say is true, not sure where you got your "Gold Standard" from, but you are on the mark and it would only make sense wouldn't it?

Approximately 90% of therapeutic massage people that are legit don't give a worthy massage for a myriad of reasons.

So out of the 10% that are worth their money for massage how many do you think would offer a happy ending?  The number is minuscule but it is available, just not here for review!

If a lady/guy is part of a legit business of massage and ended up here with reviews, how long would he/she stay in business?

To suggest that YOU are the only real deal when it comes to getting a true massage and happy ending, I assure you, that you in fact are mistaken!  Put yourself out here to be judged and let us all be the judge if you indeed do give a worth while therapeutic massage and a happy ending!  Otherwise like any other person, you are simply a legend in your own mind!  

Hell skip the happy ending, I think that is readily available, how about giving a legit massage?  I am willing to give you a shot! I really have my doubts you are in the 10% and posting here on TER.  What is the worst thing that happens? You are lousy and your alias gets a bad name?

rawvet 10 Reviews 925 reads
posted
14 / 28
Magical hands

Try looking up Marty she has the best of everything and
will be able to help you I am sure.

knotsaway 38 Reviews 1085 reads
posted
15 / 28
Have you seen...

... every provider listed in the TER reviews in Minnesota who does massage?  And when you saw them, did you make it clear that you wanted their best effort on a therapeutic massage?

No, I didn't think so. Because if you had, you would've found that combo of "worthy" massage with a HE. I have, from multiple providers, and I've seen only a small fraction of all the Minnesota providers who offer massage.  

I've also found many providers who aren't skilled at giving a therapeutic massage. But that was OK, as I knew that going in because of my research, and I wasn't looking for a therapeutic massage when I saw them.  

In fact, I almost never get a therapeutic massage from providers, even when they're capable of giving an excellent massage. There's just so many other fun things to do.  :)   When I want a therapeutic massage, I know a therapist who gives an amazing massage... and that's all.

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 955 reads
posted
16 / 28
Re: Have you seen...

Yes, there's quite a few very skilled ladies in this town and I love them all.
 Also, it's amazing how services can change if someone simply asks for them ( at least in my case it does .
If you're not asking, how are you to get what you want out of a session?
I mean,
It's a fact that most gentlemen who are here looking for massage providers generally aren't looking for a strict therapeutic only and so it's very ignorant to go on about how "bad" we are at it as it's not even expected of us that we bother to try and fix you unless you ask for it that is ( I'm speaking for myself here.
There's been plenty of times I've gone to legit places who charge more than me and I have gotten some pretty lame treatments from them and some very good ones, this is everywhere I've gone to in multiple countries and the US  
I'd say that it's fairly hit or miss everywhere regardless of whether it's erotic or not .
My point is that there is no "holy grail" especially if you have a bad attitude about it and are bitter towards the many massage providers here.

Mindyzurgirl See my TER Reviews 934 reads
posted
17 / 28
Re: Therapeutic Massage w/ HE: dream on/good 4 u Vi!!!...

I like how you point out that if someone doesn't ask for a more therapeutic massage of course that may be skipped over... Usually the name of the game is erotic sensuality, but I know there are plenty of us that can give a drool worthy massage too!!
This person who ever it is, has an overinflated view of them self

payintherange 628 reads
posted
18 / 28
There you go!

It is kind of tough to give a legit massage, make it a mutual massage and give the happy ending all in 60 minutes.  

Unless of course you happen to be the miracle worker he/she claims does not exist!

payintherange 735 reads
posted
19 / 28
Imagine what would be said if

You gave the awesome therapeutic massage, but when it came time for the HE it was, sorry we are out of time, but you got a great quality massage!

MsDynamite See my TER Reviews 804 reads
posted
20 / 28
Re: Therapeutic Massage w/ HE: dream on/good 4 u Vi!!!...

I just imagine since their piss poor attitude bleeds through their pores so much it shows outwardly so that one wants to be around that and they're a very lonely person.  
 That must be a miserable way to live smh.
 Enough of my tiny violin for all that is sad in this world...
I never brag that I'm the best at anything, you'll never see me do that.
 But, I do know exactly what I'm capable of and have a lot of confidence in other ladies abilities as well. We all have something wonderful to offer . :)

OldTimerB 45 Reviews 817 reads
posted
21 / 28
Paradise?

Can anyone enlighten me on Paradise, either then or now. I've only been around for a short time. PM me or answer here.

oldguy666 65 Reviews 1079 reads
posted
22 / 28
AMP's

You can get pretty close to a best massage ever at some of the Asian places in town.  Some of them are terrible, and not worth a thing, but there are some where the ladies really know their stuff, where they've been to massage school for 6-9 months back home (China, Thailand, etc.).  Most of these are strictly legit and don't offer HE.

I've traveled a lot in Asia and gotten a lot of fantastic massages there, and some of the Asian places here rival those.  I'm talking about places that don't offer HE.  I like HE as much as the next guy, but sometimes all I want is a good, thorough massage, and Massage Envy or the 18-year-old BP girl just getting started doesn't begin to cut it.

If you're interested in recommendations, PM me.

Wongbater 40 Reviews 718 reads
posted
23 / 28
Re: AMP's

Agreed you can find some great legit massages around town too

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tayler3000 3 Reviews 951 reads
posted
24 / 28
Good massage

Got a really good deep tissue massage from Roxanne on Sunday including some gastrocnemius rubbing

vorlon 119 Reviews 795 reads
posted
25 / 28
Oh goody, another know it all who think they're smarter than all the rest of us

And of course just has to demonstrate it by making grandiose claims but with no track record by which anyone can evaluate your credibility.

johnsmith15m 25 Reviews 641 reads
posted
26 / 28
Re: Magical hands. Marty +1 !! eom


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jchan113 4 Reviews 823 reads
posted
27 / 28
Re: Therapeutic Massage w/ HE: dream on

OP, if you come back and care to post, are you a dude or dudette? I'm thinking dude until I get to the part about 'multiple ejaculations'. If a dude, you'll do another guy's junk? If a dudette, you visited providers and wrote reviews? Please come back and tell us some more, but please not so angry.

Wiz2012 6 Reviews 500 reads
posted
28 / 28
Re: Have you seen...

I think Vi sounds pretty damn cool. I haven't had the privilege of getting a massage from her, but I may just have to now!

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