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Talking about sharing a 6 foot sub for dinner...
rangedude 9 Reviews 1454 reads
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we said that would be 1 foot for everyone.  

One girl stated, "A foot, I usually only eat 6 inches."

termsofdelicious1527 reads

Hello friends,
It's that time again!....

Did you hear someone in the past week slip out a double entendre?
Want to share it here? Now is your chance!

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Here is my 'That's what she said' moment from this past week:

During dinner I put the cork back into the wine bottle and then couldn't get it out by hand again. As I was stuggling with the cork, I said,
"that thing really swelled up once I shoved it back in there!"

TWSS!!!

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vorlon2217 reads

"let's go faster i'm getting wet!"

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mikeinmn1447 reads

A smokin' hot teenage girl was pumping the straw in an out of the cup.  She finally gave up saying:  "I'm sucking and pumping and nothing's coming out!"

Funny part was the little kid at the next table looked over and said "TWSS"

True story...

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snoopin4fun1137 reads

...when you push it in, you have to be careful not to damage the boot

TWSS

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silvertongue11780 reads

Which by the way , fits the theme. Anyway, while golfing on sunday my friend said he was "Having a hard time getting it in the hole."

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SassyRed861 reads

TWSS!
I kinda like when that happens!

Sassyred;););)

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takingmytime1342 reads

So you kind of live by what I tell my kids huh.  Accidents happen as long as nobody gets hurt it will be ok! :P

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HauwkEye748 reads

You Dam Bastard!!!

'That's what she said'

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Seksi1150 reads

. . . big ol' cottonwood tree by the Mississippi River in Red Wing: "That thing is huge!"

TWSS! And I couldn't help think of the forum at that moment. . . .

P.S. Why doesn't she ever say that to me? ;-)

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jonebr1171 reads

How about the famous line from "Leave it to Beaver" where June (the Mother) says to Ward (the Father): "Ward you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night."

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lovetosnuggle1540 reads

" I guess I am just an expert at Deep Throating"  young lady client regarding hooking walleyes deep in the mouth!

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rangedude1455 reads

we said that would be 1 foot for everyone.  

One girl stated, "A foot, I usually only eat 6 inches."

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purplewildflower813 reads

Facebook status update: quit poking me!
comment: TWSS

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belindabell915 reads

It's always the one that's doing the riding that gets the bumpiest ride not the one that's being ridden!

TWSS

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imDelilah1169 reads

I have NO idea where it came from, but I said
"I'll have the 6 inch fillet....."

Try to finish your order with three others breaking a gut, trying not to laugh!

TWSS!
HUgs,
D.

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