Hello friends,
It's that time again!....

Did you hear someone in the past week slip out a double entendre?
Want to share it here? Now is your chance!

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While trying on a dress at Amber Monroe's place I got really confused and said, "All these holes are confusing me."

....That's what HE said!....
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overheard at a baseball game.

True Story.  Took my wife the an oral surgeon to get work done.  The office had a couple of receptionists and about 4-5 patients waiting.  Wife had to get a pre-op physical before seeing this dentist.  The receptionist asked her what the Dr.'s name was.  My wife replied, Dr. Mike Hunt(actually it was John Hunt).  She said this perfectly.  A few of the patients started to laugh along with the other receptionist.  I couldn't hold it in any longer and busted out laughing.  I had to leave and go outside I was laughing so hard.  After I regained my composure I went back in.  My wife asked me what was so funny.  I whispered what she had said.  She got beet red and all she could say was OMG.  Whenever we need a laugh I bring this story up.

My wife and I were shopping for dinner the other night and came to the fresh fish section.  She asked what kind of fish I wanted for supper and I said, "I always like tilapia".  She said, "my kitty likes it too".  I roared and explained the double double entendre.  She was half offended and half amused.

Licence plate on this hot brunette's convertible I saw yesterday.

Im not sure if this qualifies sam… but how about malfunction? You can explain

I have no idea what that means; what's it stand for?

Don't pull out yet, I'm still coming!

That was so funny....It does not qualify, BUT 'malfunction' is what happened........
If our friend had said something like, "do you think it will come out as easy as it went in?" That would be a TWSS!!

Soon -soon, I will blog all about our little malfunction ---that dang beast is always causing trouble.

lol, seriously, I am still laughing!!

ISZTLN
I am not the best licence plate acronym solver but was thinking this must be" Is it all in".

...do you want a 6 inch or a footlong?



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