Squirt....Squirt...

I enjoy doing my kegel exercises...so I can display a beautiful waterfall...

Please join me for some excercises and some WET exposure....

Visit my website for information and photos.

I am available for Incall in my Loft located in South Minneapolis or Outcall to your place.

Please call or email to schedule our sexy pure Squirt-a-licious session.

References are a must.

Xoxo,
Amber
612.759.3224

-- Modified on 9/23/2009 10:05:07 PM

Re: Squirt....Squirt...

It's official! I'm moving back to Minnesota........ Well at least I'm going to have to look Amber up on my next visit anyway!

Re: Squirt....Squirt...

That is so hot! I want you

As least everyone I know!

My imagination isn't that good!!

I do a agree she is sexy she is hot she is delightful just feel like somethings are best left for a session and not posted so hobbiest can forget to make and appointment and just jackoff to a photo.  No pun intended.

...not only pussy, a Hi-Def pussy & water feature...awsum!!! I almost feel like you got me in the eye. Keep up the good work, & kudos to the photographer!!!

I highly doubt it.

How she captured every water drop is beyond me. Hi-Def, indeed!

LOL....I have gott'in a couple people directly in their eyes!

Xoxo, Amber

thar she blowwwwwwssss....

Why are you sooooooo............. bitter. Maybe because ???????
1. Daddy didn't love you
2. Mommy didn't love you
3. Diet not going well
4. using the same pics over and over make you angry....
These are only guesses but I'm sure you will tell us why you object to everyone elses pics or ideas....

You would forgo a session with a provider because you jerked off to a picture of her peeing? (aka squirting)

Even the frikking squirt juice looks like purified nectar.

Re: Two words: WOW and WOW! EOM

If that doesnt fire your rocket take up another hobby. Amazing photography

photographer...is boyfriend...he is incredible....

Xoxo!
Amber

Thanks hotties!

PS...Squirt Squirt LOL

Narcissism comes to mind.....

She was on the GD board talking about how 'middle class' 'escorts' here in MN are becoming like CL and BP girls.

Of course she tried not to make it sound like that, but that is the just of the conversation which everyone else got.

She finally saw it make her in a bad light tho, and did her usual whining and got the entire thread removed.

Me thinks someone wants to be queen of the hookers around here!

According to AskMen.com and MANY MANY OTHER sources say, "Female ejaculation, also known as "squirting" or "gushing" is not, we repeat not urine. It is actually near the exact (minus the sperm) chemical construction as prostatic fluid."

So, dude....if you think it's pee than YOUR cum is pee with sperm!!

I love how you say, "object to everyone elses pics or ideas...."
Way to be so general!!...Gia has NEVER objected to my thoughts or ideas.

So everyone? Come on.....

Whenever a providers pics are picked on the formula is always the same..another provider trying to sound like a man but using an made up handle starts off saying (usually when the picture is getting a lot of attention) "yes she is hot(insert compliment) then bam the BUT now comes the cut. Then miraculously G's name pops up in the next couple threads trying to sound all sweet but it is clear the writing style is always the same.  Amber I apologize your pic is a refreshing change. This bashing of providers picture day has to stop.

Are you saying there are no men aliases bashing the ladies pics?  Because I for a fact know that is simply NOT true as I have been victim of that in the past.  

Bashing of anyone by anyone needs to stop.. PERIOD.  

As for Amber's pic.....it had 2 compliments under it and only a few hundred reads UNTIL the question was posed on the taste of nude pussy shots.  Now it has over 1K reads and a lengthy thread.  So, now all of a sudden the pic is hot??
Interesting!  

No offense to you Amber so please don't take it that way, okay?   Just not my thing either, like GML.   To each their own.  We all do things different.  And that is our right to do so.

Belinda

to call me out here.  I've been known to spew garbage myself when I'm PO'd and/or hurt.  But I have to seriously be pushed to that point and some of you know what I am talking about.  I am human as we all are.  But, I am at the point where I am seriously tired of seeing crap played out and spewed back and forth on these boards.
From this point forward, I don't give a crap that Juicy Lucy blew Backward Bob hanging upside down from the big Oak tree in Central Park at midnight and I don't care that Jocular Jake shaved Spacey Stacey's pussy in Sassy Cassie's shower while Big-Boobed Babes was playing on the hi-definition tv when the landlord walked in with Chief Beef.  

No more heresay and gossip coming in or out of my place.  Done done done.  BECAUSE I am tired of the shit being spewed back and forth here and other places.  It's too much.  And I want no part of it any more.  

Oh please.  Askmen and MANY MANY OTHER sources are not appropriate for medical knowledge.  

Of course semen is not pee with sperm.  Pee (urine) is excreted from the kidneys and stored in the bladder.  Semen is mostly produced by the seminal vesicles and prostate gland.   These glands secrete, and store these fluids for a specific purpose.

There are no glands in a woman that can secrete, store and deliver "squirt".  The kidneys provide it.

So if "squirt" is not urine, where does it come from?  Fluid produced by your body comes from specific structures.   (Prostate and other glands for semen, kidneys for urine, etc).

There is only one place in a woman's body for storing the volume of liquid that is "squirted" and that is in the bladder.  As seen in the photo, that stream is being expelled out of her urethral opening, that track leads directly to the bladder and the bladder is connected via ureters to the kidney.  

Kidneys produce what?  Say it with me now: urine!

It's often dilute urine to be sure - a woman cannot squirt unless she is properly hydrated.  

So, yes, it is not concentrated pee, it is dilute but make no mistake the kidneys make one fluid and one fluid only: pee.

This is from TER's message board guidelines:

"One username/alias/handle per person per thread. If this policy is violated you will lose posting privileges for 30 days."

So she can't be both posting under her handle and be the poster under the critical alias unless the mod isn't seeing this.