Please help me out...  Ladies, let me know if you are interested.

I'm hoping to find a lady who will be fun for a night on the town while I'm visiting Minneapolis.  Someone smart enough to carry a conversation at a fine restaurant.  Someone fun enough to make me laugh out loud.  Someone who is very uninhibited in private.  Hopefully a lady who is slender, stunningly beautiful with wit and charm.

Who would those of you who know the Twin Cities' providers nominate?  Any help deeply appreciated.