scenes of Bestiality in provider ads. Many hobbyists have called me "Beastly", or a Wildebeast, and have been put off by my ads. I'm afraid my ads won't pass muster with the new stringent TER guidelines regarding depictions of bestiality.  My self esteem is at an all time low. I don't feel like a beast.  Any suggestions Ben?  I know I can rely on you.



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And we can't say things like "the Vikings really stuck it to the Bears Sunday, didn't they" LOL

Women of all shapes and sizes are a welcome asset to this board and hobby.

 However your extreme overgrowth of pubic underbrush has me questioning your actual species!

 The overpowering scent of your lovemusk is enough to make a mountain goat cry! You may want to consider a vinegar/lemon juice douche!

 Also, there have been reports of you making animalistic grunting sounds and deep guttural growling noises during your lovemaking, although this in it's self is not a violation of beastly policy, it does show poorly against the two prior claims!

I would be happy to reconsider if you mow back that briar patch between your legs, so that I can determine your actual sex and species, because you must be at least ¾ homosapien to post here....

(I hear NYC board is much less strict about this, you may find it easier to post your ads there, I hear thirsty has made several attempts to book a appointment with you just to sniff that stiff quim of yours!)





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